October 10, 2003
Don Coscarelli, Joe R. Lansdale (in alphabetical order)
Don Coscarelli, Jason R. Savage (in alphabetical order)
Comedy, Fantasy, Horror
Elvis Presley and a black "JFK" stay in a nursing home where nothing happens - until a wayward Egyptian mummy comes and sucks out the old people's souls thru their a-holes. The two decide to fight back.